Advice please?
Friend: okie dokies artichokies. i'm pretty busy in the next couple weeks! :o) i'm going to watch the so you think you can dance concert! :o) and then i'm goign to see the US olympics gymnastics team performance! :o) and then i'm going to nkotb! and then i'm going to see celine DIONNNNNNNNNNNN...NEEEAAARRRR...FAARRRRRRR
me: omg, stop
Friend: i LOVE celine! she is beautiful...
me: she's actually very ugly. meaning, not beautiful at all.
Friend: you need to be able to see past her face. actually, she's quite beautiful
me: beautiful innards? I'm very concerned about you...
Friend: well her face IS a little horsey
me: the NKOTB thing was a big warning sign. but that, combined with celine dion?
Friend: BUT her voice is sooo blissful
me: I think we need to get your brain checked out
Friend: and just plain amazing. you're just jealous
I think this is grounds for an intervention...what do you all think?
Sep 17th