I just had to post this email exchange with my old boss (names changed), it totally cracked me up:

My email to my old boss on 8/6/08:

Hi Dan,

It’s nice to hear from you. How are Adina and Ryan doing?

It’d be nice to get lunch at some point…I’ll keep in touch.

Dai

From: [hidden] On Behalf Of Dan
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 4:28 PM
To: Dai
Subject: Re: Hello!

Dear Dai;

Ryan and Adina are both fine but I am afraid not as motivated as you are.

Ryan moved to a business/political science major and had a 3.3 GPA last quarter. Adina looks pretty.

See you soon.

Dan

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Hahahhahhahah! Basically, Ryan has his head on straight and is a relatively good student, while Adina just sits there and looks pretty. I’m sure he didn’t mean it exactly in that way, but it sure sounds pretty bad!