Josh pointed me to this note was left on a car in Noe Valley in San Francisco.  How Berkeley! I guess Berkeleyans aren’t really respected for their manners…they’re known to campaign for the greater good without much consideration for individual welfare.  Just look at the tree people!

At the same time, anyone who has the time to compose a note like this clearly has too much free time on his or her hands.  Notice how “two” is repeated numerically just to be crystal clear.  The ending is especially magnificent — “may the fleas of a 1000 camels invade your armpits.”  I don’t have a good grasp on how many fleas that would actually be, but I assume it would be a lot.  Sounds pretty horrible.