Advice please?

• Friend: okie dokies artichokies. i'm pretty busy in the next couple weeks! :o) i'm going to watch the so you think you can dance concert! :o) and then i'm goign to see the US olympics gymnastics team performance! :o) and then i'm going to nkotb! and then i'm going to see celine DIONNNNNNNNNNNN...NEEEAAARRRR...FAARRRRRRR
• me: omg, stop
• Friend: i LOVE celine! she is beautiful...
• me: she's actually very ugly. meaning, not beautiful at all.
• Friend: you need to be able to see past her face. actually, she's quite beautiful
• me: beautiful innards? I'm very concerned about you...
• Friend: well her face IS a little horsey
• me: the NKOTB thing was a big warning sign. but that, combined with celine dion?
• Friend: BUT her voice is sooo blissful
• me: I think we need to get your brain checked out
• Friend: and just plain amazing. you're just jealous
• I think this is grounds for an intervention...what do you all think?