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Advice please?

Advice please?

  • Friend: okie dokies artichokies. i'm pretty busy in the next couple weeks! :o) i'm going to watch the so you think you can dance concert! :o) and then i'm goign to see the US olympics gymnastics team performance! :o) and then i'm going to nkotb! and then i'm going to see celine DIONNNNNNNNNNNN...NEEEAAARRRR...FAARRRRRRR
  • me: omg, stop
  • Friend: i LOVE celine! she is beautiful...
  • me: she's actually very ugly. meaning, not beautiful at all.
  • Friend: you need to be able to see past her face. actually, she's quite beautiful
  • me: beautiful innards? I'm very concerned about you...
  • Friend: well her face IS a little horsey
  • me: the NKOTB thing was a big warning sign. but that, combined with celine dion?
  • Friend: BUT her voice is sooo blissful
  • me: I think we need to get your brain checked out
  • Friend: and just plain amazing. you're just jealous
  • I think this is grounds for an intervention...what do you all think?
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If they actually constructed a whole, workable Super Mario Brothers world where you could hit boxes, collect coins, jump into pipes, climb vines and beat up turtles, wouldn’t that be the ultimate playground for people from our generation? szymon: real world Super Mario Bros

If they actually constructed a whole, workable Super Mario Brothers world where you could hit boxes, collect coins, jump into pipes, climb vines and beat up turtles, wouldn’t that be the ultimate playground for people from our generation?

szymon:

real world Super Mario Bros
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As a newly-minted working stiff, I can say that this watch pretty much mimics by life from Monday to Friday. I like how the afternoon lull between 4-5 pm is in there, along with happy hour, and bumming out in front of the TV. szymon: Average Day watch designed by Crispin Jones

As a newly-minted working stiff, I can say that this watch pretty much mimics by life from Monday to Friday.

I like how the afternoon lull between 4-5 pm is in there, along with happy hour, and bumming out in front of the TV.

szymon:

Average Day watch designed by Crispin Jones
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Hey Chief!

Hilarious post!  THe one that really, really bugs me is “Hey big guy” for the reason that Ian points out…you’re really smaller than the greetor and the idea is that they’ve decided to take pity on you and are doing you a favor by “stroking your ego”


The Tripod+1 blog is off to a smashing start!

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Josh pointed me to this note was left on a car in Noe Valley in San Francisco.  How Berkeley! I guess Berkeleyans aren’t really respected for their manners…they’re known to campaign for the greater good without much consideration for individual welfare.  Just look at the tree people! At the same time, anyone who has the time to compose a note like this clearly has too much free time on his or her hands.  Notice how “two” is repeated numerically just to be crystal clear.  The ending is especially magnificent — “may the fleas of a 1000 camels invade your armpits.”  I don’t have a good grasp on how many fleas that would actually be, but I assume it would be a lot.  Sounds pretty horrible.

Josh pointed me to this note was left on a car in Noe Valley in San Francisco.  How Berkeley! I guess Berkeleyans aren’t really respected for their manners…they’re known to campaign for the greater good without much consideration for individual welfare.  Just look at the tree people!

At the same time, anyone who has the time to compose a note like this clearly has too much free time on his or her hands.  Notice how “two” is repeated numerically just to be crystal clear.  The ending is especially magnificent — “may the fleas of a 1000 camels invade your armpits.”  I don’t have a good grasp on how many fleas that would actually be, but I assume it would be a lot.  Sounds pretty horrible.

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OMG. Lickable.  “Luscious, smooth, sweet and fun”??  Are these words that we want associated with pictures of 5-year old girls bending over?  I mean, I know sex sells, but this is ridiculous.  Breyers, you should be ashamed. THIS IS WRONG. SO SO WRONG. peroty: onemoretimewithfeeling: via i34.tinypic.com Creamsicle, you may want to rethink your choice of ad agency. I’ve seen this before. I bet this was made by a committee.

OMG. Lickable.  “Luscious, smooth, sweet and fun”??  Are these words that we want associated with pictures of 5-year old girls bending over?  I mean, I know sex sells, but this is ridiculous.  Breyers, you should be ashamed.

THIS IS WRONG. SO SO WRONG.

peroty:

onemoretimewithfeeling:

via i34.tinypic.com

Creamsicle, you may want to rethink your choice of ad agency.

I’ve seen this before. I bet this was made by a committee.

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I just had to post this email exchange with my old boss (names changed), it totally cracked me up:

My email to my old boss on 8/6/08:

Hi Dan,

It’s nice to hear from you. How are Adina and Ryan doing?

It’d be nice to get lunch at some point…I’ll keep in touch.

Dai

From: [hidden] On Behalf Of Dan
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 4:28 PM
To: Dai
Subject: Re: Hello!

Dear Dai;

Ryan and Adina are both fine but I am afraid not as motivated as you are.

Ryan moved to a business/political science major and had a 3.3 GPA last quarter. Adina looks pretty.

See you soon.

Dan

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Hahahhahhahah! Basically, Ryan has his head on straight and is a relatively good student, while Adina just sits there and looks pretty. I’m sure he didn’t mean it exactly in that way, but it sure sounds pretty bad!

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Beans is fed up with cruel humans making him do senseless tricks to earn one measly doggie treat!!!  This is his protest!  Last week, Em and Debs were making Beans go SIT, UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN to get his trick when all of a sudden, he didn’t go down, but stopped halfway… …we all thought “that’s strange, why is he stuck in that pose?” We got our answer when the pee started flowing!!  You can see it on the floor and squirting out of his “ju” if you look closely.  He went on for a almost a minute, then got sent to the corner by Debs for his troubles.  Poor dog.

Beans is fed up with cruel humans making him do senseless tricks to earn one measly doggie treat!!!  This is his protest!  Last week, Em and Debs were making Beans go SIT, UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN to get his trick when all of a sudden, he didn’t go down, but stopped halfway…

…we all thought “that’s strange, why is he stuck in that pose?”

We got our answer when the pee started flowing!!  You can see it on the floor and squirting out of his “ju” if you look closely.  He went on for a almost a minute, then got sent to the corner by Debs for his troubles.  Poor dog.

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