Home Sweet Home
I can’t tell you how great it is to be home. New York was great, but nothing beats sleeping in my own bed and cruisin’ around with the windows down and the cool Bay breeze blowing through the car. Looking back though, here are my thoughts on NYC:
Things I’ll Miss About NY
The view from our host’s condo - You can’t really beat this. 30 floors up, with a bird’s-eye view of the MoMA, 5th Ave. and Central Park. Looking out the window and standing face-to-face with the skyscrapers. A block and half from the NBA Store. Restaurants and a subway stop close by. And at night, the lights from the skyscrapers light up the skyline.
The restaurants - Granted, I don’t make it a point to explore the culinary scene here in the Bay, as I do when I’m on vacation in NY…but the restaurant scene in NY is really unparalled in the US. Not only the quality of the restaurants, but the convenience and variety as well. We tried some great Japanese (Yakitori Totto, Hagi, Hatsuhana), steak (Peter Luger), brunch (Norma’s) and ethnic (Cafe Habana) places.
The vastness - I can’t really describe the feeling of walking around the city, whether it was 5th Ave., Times Square, Soho, Nolita, or any other neighborhood, and being engulfed by the pure vastness of the city. Looking up at the buildings, old and new, I could almost get a sense for how the city has grown and transformed over the decades, and how how much history the city has.
Things I Won’t Miss
The weirdos and assholes - Emily and I kept a long list of people who really deserved to be thrown for being so rude. And New York has A LOT of them: the movie ticket agent who wouldn’t accept my student ID cuz it had a bus sticker on it that said “2006”; the taxi driver that gave us attitude when we wanted to pay by credit card; the weirdo in Times Square who tugged on the front of my shirt as I walked by and said repeatedly “can I have that?” (NO YOU CANNOT. ARE YOU CRAZY?); the rude Dunkin’ Donuts worker who retorted “it’s already in there” when Em asked for milk for her coffee…what if she didn’t want milk?
The summer heat - Most days we were in NY were humid and hot (upper 80s), with a horrible heat wave that hit the last weekend we were there. I’ll take the weather in the 60s and 70s with a nice summer breeze that we get in the Bay, thanks!
Here’s the menu for tonight’s Clam Bake, at Indian Wells Ocean Beach in the Hamptons. Looking forward to it! Looks to be quite the Hamptons experience (and a potential diet-buster).
Appetizers
Scallops w/ bacon and thai dipping sauce
Little neck clams casino
Dinner
1 1/4 lb. steamed lobster w/ melted butter
Grilled free-range chicken w/ citrus barbeque glaze
Garlic basil smashed red potatoes
Mesclun salad w/ balsamic vinaigrette
Corn on the cob
Dessert
Homemade strawberry shortcake
I dawned on me today that I despise Chinatowns. No matter where you go, it’s the same. It’s dirty, loud, crowded, and there’s really never anything of interest. It’s made worse by the fact that lame tourists are running around taking pictures and videos, convinced that they are “seeing a new world with their naked eyes.” Ugh.
Me and Em in front of the Brooklyn Bridge!
New York City, Days 9-10
After a slow weekend and a minor bout with an upset stomach, I had an eventful couple of days.
Day 9 (Tuesday, July 15th)
Lunch: Momofuku Ssam Bar…Emily and I have been wanting to try this place since we read about David Chang in Esquire. I must say that it was a disappointment though. The dishes were either too salty or too oily, and it seemed like they couldn’t decide if they were gonna be an Asian place or an American place. The biggest disappointment was that all of the dishes were basically ripoffs of Asian dishes. The steamed pork buns were basically Taiwanese gua bao, the banh mi is a glorified Vietnamese sandwich, and the sam gyup sal is like kal-bi lettuce wraps.
Afternoon: After lunch, we watched Wall-E, then bought some picnic food for the NY Philharmonic at the Park. It was on the Great Lawn of Central Park.
Day 10 (Wednesday, July 16th)
Lunch: Red meat for breakfast? It can work! We went to Peter Luger for steak shortly after waking up today haha. It’s supposed to be the best steakhouse in NY. The steak was good…soft and flavorful. Was it the best I’ve ever had? I don’t think so. Also, the decor was too old-style for me (bland) and the service was shoddy (utensils thrown down casually, water not refilled, and bad-night-at-the-improv humor.
Afternoon: We went for some ice cream at the Brooklyn Ice Cream Factory and also took some pictures right under the Brooklyn Bridge. We also caught a glimpse of 2 NYC Waterfalls and the Statue of Liberty from afar.
Hey dum-dum. You got gum-gum?
A Dairanosaurus Rex!
Joe Fox: [sitting behind Kathleen in the coffee shop] You know what that hankie reminds me of? The first day I met you.
Kathleen Kelly: The first day you lied to me.
Joe Fox: I didn’t lie to you.
Kathleen Kelly: You did too.
Joe Fox: No I didn’t.
Kathleen Kelly: Yes you did.
Joe Fox: No, I didn’t.
Kathleen Kelly: You did too.
Joe Fox: I did not.
Kathleen Kelly: You did too.
Joe Fox: I did not
Kathleen Kelly: You did too, I thought all that Fox stuff was so charming. F-O-X.
Joe Fox: Well, I didn’t lie about it.
Kathleen Kelly: Joe? Just call me Joe? As though you were one of those stupid 22 year old girls with no last name? Hi, I’m Kimberly, hi I’m Janice. Don’t they know you’re supposed to have a last name? It’s like they’re an entire generation of cocktail waitresses.
Joe Fox: Look, I’m not a 22 year old cocktail waitress.
Kathleen Kelly: That is not what I meant.
